November 28, 2009

Oh Yeah Baby!

Posted in Aion, Humor at 10:54 am by Middea

Hopefully everyone has had the chance to experience the Abyss by now, and if not, well, you are in for a treat.

The first thing I learned in the Abyss when leaving Primum was that there are floating rings one can fly through and receive a short +flight speed buff for 3 seconds, and second, it gives you +7 flight time each time you go through. Tasty rings.

While recharging my wings, I initially went through with w and s, forward back. I graduated to looking sideways and strafing back and forth through it, to eventually, lag permitting, just bouncing off the glow where it activates for an even faster charge up.

While I was still in my forward-backwards phase, I realized that this looked quite dirty, humping the rings as I was. Then when I started strafing through it, it clicked.

I was pumping in and out of a female condom. unF unF!

Click the below images to get bigger pictures if you so desire.

Rings: Photobucket

Female Condom: Photobucket

After a fine fit of humping, if only I smoked: Photobucket

Not only that, but to add injury to the insult, meteors really love the rings. Meteors, as I’m sure most have painfully found out, are not just aesthetically pleasing. Oh no, they burn. A lot. Instant death burn.

Pretty meteor: Photobucket

The burn: Photobucket

Have you managed to avoid death by meteor? If so, have any tips? No matter how much I watch the core, pesky meteors still annihilate me the minute I turn my camera around.


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